Here is a list of housewares and furniture I have accrued over the past 8 years:

• 3 sofas
• 3 beds (twin, queen, full)
• 5 bookshelves
• hundreds of books
• 2 comfy chairs
• 2 kitchen islands
• 3 clothes bureaus
• Countless dishes, cookware and other thingamabobs

Here are the things I currently have:

• bed
• footstool
• bookshelf
• about 35 books
• set of wine glasses
• 3 plates and a bowl

You’re welcome, curb-hunters of the world! It’s moving time again.