Most useful things when traveling/couch surfing in France:
1. Dry shampoo
2. Old-fashioned paper map
3. Organized mealtimes
Least useful thing:
Rite Aid brand lactase enzyme pills. Didn’t do a durn thing to stop my stomach from ruining my cheese-eating life.
Hope Ewing 
Oh noes! A lactard in France. There you go – there’s your travel memoir title.
Hah, yes. A young girl’s journey from Milan to Minsk… with explosive gas.
Eat Fart Blush